From today's Guardian.co.uk article entitled:

BS-o-Meter reads Red Hot BS!

Angela Merkel warns UK will struggle alone if it turns against EU

German chancellor prepares to fight PM over implied budget veto threat as he admits no early end in sight for deadlock. - Guardian Article link

OK, this one really shows you how Merkel thinks that she's the queen of the EU.  She's come along way since George Dubya Bush gave her the ol' "I own your ass" massage at the G8 summit back in '06. (click here to reminisce)

Now she's dictating to the U.K. prime minister, David Cameron (another serial Bull Shitter).

We're right in the middle of some seriously red hot and steamy BS here.

Herr Merkel (a.k.a. "the Merkin") had to say to her supposed counterpart in sunny ol' London town:

As the Guardian reports:  In a speech to the European parliament in Brussels before leaving for London, the German leader issued a veiled warning that Britain would struggle alone.

"I want to have a strong UK in the EU," said Merkel in a question and answer session after her address to MEPs. "The UK was with us when we were liberated from national socialism. We still have British soldiers in Germany. I can't imagine that the UK [would] not be part of Europe.

"I think it is good also for the UK to be part of Europe. If you have a world of seven billion, and if you are alone in that world, I don't think that is good for the UK. So I will do everything to keep the UK in the EU as a good partner, and that is why I'm going to London and I will ask the inhabitants of the wonderful island to reflect that they will not be happy if they are alone in this world.

Now let's read between the lies, shall we?


The Merkin is telling the elected head of a sovereign nation (a constitutional monarchy nonetheless but still a severeign nation) that if they don't do what she says that they'll be all alone in the entire world.  "Rrrrrriiiiiiggghhht".  So Nurse Evil now thinks that she has the power to put the UK out in the dog house?  

Let's break down what she says:

"I want to have a strong UK in the EU,"  translates to "If you're not with me, you're against me and I'll make sure you're no longer a strong UK".

 "The UK was with us when we were liberated from national socialism."  tanslates to "you fought us in WWII and helped get us out of being under Nazi control but we don't really owe you shite-all".  (Does she miss those ol' days?)

 "I think it is good also for the UK to be part of Europe. If you have a world of seven billion, and if you are alone in that world, I don't think that is good for the UK."  translates to "Do what the hell I say UK or you'll be alone, cut off, broken".  Like this nuckin-futs, megalomaniacal Frau Blücher thinks that all seven billion people in the world are with her is a wee tad of a stretch, even for her crackness.

So I will do everything to keep the UK in the EU as a good partner, and that is why I'm going to London and I will ask the inhabitants of the wonderful island to reflect that they will not be happy if they are alone in this world.  This one's beautiful... "I'll do anything... dirty pool included, to make damn sure you do this and that you are a good little "step-in-line" partner and that's why I'm going to threaten and scare the people of your wonderful little island into making you do it or suffer my wrath!"

 Another line from the article reads: "With a strong Europe with 500 million we are in favour of freedom of speech, freedom of expression, freedom of religion and democracy."  It's nice to know that she's "in favour" of such things as freedom of speech, expression, religion and democracy.  Most people might normally say that they "believe" in such things or that they're "founded upon such core human principles" but ... no... she's "in favour" of them.  See the thing about being in favour of something so fundamental to us is that when she falls out of favour with them... well.. then what is she in favour of next?

Let's let her answer that question...